Halfway Home....
Rambling at the Midseason...
Gentlemen...ahh, who am I kidding....fellas, it is Tuesday night and you
know what that means, that's right, its time for America's Fastest Growing Quiz
Sensation....Know Your Current Events. Tonight's categories:
JC: Let's head out into the crowd. Do we have a Eric Wong with us this evening? Eric Wong? The Wongmeister.... Is there a Wong in the house? Where are you.....ahh, way up there in the balcony, no, its OK, you stay there, I'll come up. Mr. Wong, what category would you like to choose, know your current events, cuts of meat, favorite culinary female minimum security prisoner, NFL RB's who have a cocaine/opium problem or guys who look good bald?
EW: Indeed, I'll go with Know Your Current Events.
JC: Naa, you don't want that one....go with this one....
EW: Ok, whatever, I'll take Know Your Cuts of Meat.
JC: Question number 1. (shot of a pig rolling in the mud) Is this animal the source of, a) pork chops, b) bacon, c) smoked ham or d) baby back ribs?
EW: Easy enough....we use that in the restaurant all the time....its all of those.
JC: Absolutely correct....only one question away from the big prize. And here it is (shot of a European Albino cat)....Is this animal the main ingredient in a) wonton soup, b) sesame chicken, c) peking duck or d) vegetables with rice?
EW: Hmmm....can't be in any of those....
JC: Ohhh....close, the answer is actually ALL of them are mainly feline. Sorry, but no one goes away empty handed here, Alan, what do we have for Mr. Wong?
AK: Tonight's winner receives a $100 gift certificate to Rupert Jee's Hello Deli! good for cheese. Back to you.
That's all I've got....have a good week boys....
Need I say more?
BIGFFBL senior writer Jeremy Carlson sounds off whenever he feels like it on www.bigffbl.com